by Joseph Forbes | Jun 15, 2016 | Blog Entry, Emailed, The Daily WTF
Jesus Hated Bald Pussy By Hunter S. Thompson From “Kingdom Of Fear ” 2003 Let’s face it, the yo-yo president of the U.S.A. knows nothing. He is a dunce. He does what he is told to do, says what he is told to say, poses the way he is told to pose. He...
by Joseph Forbes | Apr 17, 2013 | Blog Entry, The Daily WTF
Maurice had always found it curious that his company didn’t administer any tests to new hires. It seemed like a minimal amount of work to save the company time and money. The new “IT Systems Expert” that HR sent to his department did little in his...
by Joseph Forbes | Apr 15, 2013 | The Daily WTF
Kolby had gotten a stellar reputation as a developer able to solve difficult problems. His newest client was an international food supplier. “We’re so glad you’re here,” said Rita Manesh, the CEO. “The IFS Quality Control scheduler is too slow. It...
by Joseph Forbes | Apr 11, 2013 | Technical Support, The Daily WTF
The latest fad among free-wheeling startups may be BYOD, but government offices tend to be far more conservative. Government offices handling confidential data even more so. When Miguel started his contract with a state office, they issued him a laptop. For security...
by Joseph Forbes | Mar 6, 2013 | Blog Entry, The Daily WTF
Some terrible code arises out of terrible business rules which no one truly understands. Some terrible code arises from laziness, sloppiness, or the need to just get it done now. But there’s a special class of awful code that arises for a complete misunderstanding of...
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by Joseph Forbes | Feb 21, 2013 | Blog Entry, The Daily WTF
The tension in the conference room was thicker than black pudding and twice as vile. Marc and his boss, Greg, sat on one side of the table. Across from them were the Consultancy Drones, each in a grey suit with a Bluetooth ear-piece pinned to their ears. At the head...
